For Sale or Trade

A moment of civility

Two small children, almost 4 and almost 6.

Generally fun, positive children. Enjoy Hot Wheels, Legos and Star Wars. Behave well around animals and other children.

Prone to fits at any time, usually including screaming. Especially at 7PM.

Love to ride bikes, talk loudly over parents, eat with mouth open and generally wiggle a lot.

Also like to play chess, but only by rules of their own design.

Smart kids with fantastic speaking skills, used with great frequency and above average spellers. Especially useful when parents are trying to spell things out around children.

Older child has a profound love of numbers, strawberries and root beer floats.

Younger child loves beans, strawberries and making shrieking noises.

Both children will eat as much fruit as humanly possible at any possible moment.

Willing to sell or trade for a useful motorized tractor like a Grillo or acreage with at least 20 acres and a running stream or pond already in place.

Must be moved as a pair. Little one can not function without his older brother.

Call 1-800-867-5309 or hit us on the web at http://www.parentingissomuchfunisn’tit.com.

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2 responses to “For Sale or Trade

  1. Will take the swap using 50 plus, slightly overweight gramps, prone to lots of naps and turns soil over by shovel, tater fork,rakes, hoes,etc. Does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants hanging out in garage.
    Sounds like a deal to me.

    Grandma Fred

  2. I love this post. 🙂 These two boys plus the one writing this website are the loves of my life! 🙂 The are NOT for sale!!!!

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